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A Mullethunter in West Virginia spotted this sign while driving. |
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This masterpiece was created by an adolescent mullet (the baseball stud on the top left) who's really into Guns 'n Roses, dirt bikes and mullets. He was sending this letter/collage to the girl he liked. It had to have worked.
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YES, I KNOW...I don't do celebrity mullets, but this is too good. |
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Buffalo
Bill
had a mull
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Found in an old children's book, the propaganda starts early. |
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Mullderline,
but with a good trim on top he could be a true mullprophet.
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Hunted
by Matt
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If he only knew. |
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Ode to the Magnificent Mullet By Megan Albertus
There's nothing quite like a spectacular mullet, One so perfect you want to reach out and pull it! Coifed to perfection, or balding on top Each mullet I see I can't help but stop- And wonder about the people who sport such a style So tasteless and tacky it just makes me smile! An observant mullet hunter can usually find Specimens sportin’ mullets of a different kind. There's mulletinos, femullets, skullets and the like, And let's not forget the common dyke spike. If you're lucky, you might even spot a male, Proudly displaying a long rat-tail! Mullets go by many a name, But those who sport them are mostly the same. Often you'll spot them pissing in alleys, Or clad in wife-beaters at monster truck rallies. Sightings are common where they naturally roam- Freely ‘round dirt lots behind their mobile homes. Perhaps those with mullets are right when they say, There's no such thing as a bad hair day! So God bless the mullet, the style I love to hate, And the rednecks that sport them and think they look great! |
M
- Mystical and Magical is what they
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By: Amanda |
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