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Mullet Pic Fix

pg. 6

Roadie Mullet Gathering

This is a rare sighting of multiple Roadie Mullets that have magically congregated together for our pleasure.

The others aren't sure yet about the new "brother". After all, he does have a Forcekullet Phase 1. If you put the cursor over the image, you will see them all getting along. It could be because of the one on the left and his belt buckle.

The ying and the yang. Bringing all mulls together.

hunted by Doug
 
 

Male Midget Mullet

One can only speculate, but no one really knows why midgets are drawn to the mullet. Out of the 4 male midgits in this pic, 2 have mullets. That's 50%. That's nice.

* Why do I love midgets so much?

 

KoRn Mullet

 

This newer hybrid of the mullet is found amongst loyal followers of KoRn & other bands in that genre. It's still not certain as to why or how they embrace the mullet because of their age. These are some of the theories: 1. An older uncle or cousin (usually a Muscle Car Mullet or a Monster Truck Mullet) are highly regarded and/or idolized. 2. The KoRn Mullet was a former child mullet and this is just another stage in the evolution of the mull. 3. The KoRn Mullet feels the mullet adds a "tough" exterior which is crucial for the scene (in their head).

* The KoRn bands have successfully convinced it's loyal followers to believe that the rage and anger they sing about is sincere and genuine. It's sad.

* Mullestache, of course.

 

Anglo Mullhawk
 
Native Mullhawk

 

Not much is known concerning the origins of the Mullhawk, but we do know that it is celebrated in many lands. If you're going to have a mohawk by default, you have a mullet. It's not really a punk rock thing. The mullet transforms the individual aesthetically to a sort of "tribal look".

* Both have random schtuff around their waist and an earring in the left ear....hmmm.

 

hunted by Rick  

 

General Contractor Mullet

Construction worker, plumber, electrician & painter are the occupations and classic rock is the inspiration. Non-work days are always spent at ANY sporting event. Mullets that haven't quite reached the high level of the "GCM" (General Contractor Mullet) tend to be "handymen". Taking out overpriced ads in the Pennysaver, the justification is, "It's an honest living." This GCM in particular is ranked high within the mullet community due to many reasons: The length of his mull, the contrast of his mull, and the bleached tips. His occupation has secured him a strong position in the mulligarchy which is reflected by his sure, confident demeanor.

* He just gave his son "Tobey" a tool belt for his 6th birthday.

* Possible delusions of Mel Gibson from Braveheart.

 

hunted by James Brooke

Guitar Center Mullet

They refer to their guitar as their "axe". They know hundreds of "riffs" but cannot play 1 entire song (No, Stairway to Heaven does not count). When showing off how "rad" they "shred" at the guitar, they use a technique called Finger Tapping. (This is basically touching as many strings with as many fingers as fast as possible) This creates that classic metal sound that Eddie Van Halen made famous in the 80's.The hunter that sent this in said that mullet went to a guitar school in L.A. Many people have high hopes of "making it" in L.A., so there are these technical schools just for the guitar. Prerequisites to enter this particular school are rockin' gear like leather pants and a dangly cross earring. Mullets and Miami Vice style jackets are only for the truly dedicated who are willing to go all the way. They may not necessarily be prerequisites, but they are key accessories that do NOT go unnoticed. His confident, excited stance indicates this might be a graduation pic from the "school".

*I almost forgot, they tend to change their real names to really bad rockstar names like "Nikki Sixx Shooter" or "Ricky Rocket".

 

 
Termullnator
Hardcorullet
A hybrid of 'Animull'(see Pic Fix 1) only way more hardcore. Never ever hunt this species. They will kill you, and probably me for putting his pic up.
 
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