"HI, my name is bruce(pronounced bruthce).Yes I like water parks, But what REALLY strikes my fancy is goin' out clubbin' on a friday night. I buy a new sexy silky shirt specifically for this purpose-You like this one? It's so soft, almost as soft as my mullet...hee hee, here, have a feel. NO, not my hair, my shirt! True, my mullet actually does touch my shirt....oh, o.k. you can touch both. (Heard that before, ha ha)."