"Get away from me with that camera, punk. Ya, i've got a mullet, so what! What, because i'm a women I can't have a mullet?! Whatever, you're just a MAN you would'nt understand."

Nearly impossible to catch, Femullet Anonymopithacus is usually spotted, as evidenced here, at marginally legal office spaces in the Pacific Northwest. Femullet Anonymopithacus is dangerous due to its cunning, angry nature (often known to throw scissors at co-workers, and scalding hot coffee at neighborhood strays).

Hobbies: Yelling, angry stares.

Favorite Foods: Sodium, fat and sugar.

Other professions popular with Femullet Anonymopithacus include Backyard Wrestling promotions and Honky Tonk bartending.

It's Patullet

Lita Fordullet

Fast Food Femullet

This species is VERY closely related to the Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet, but the FFF (Fast Food Femullet) stays on land. It spends 88% of its life fixated on what it will eat and where it will eat next. It prefers fast food establishments and foams at the mouth for specials such as 3 tacos for .99 cents at Jack In The Box and .99 cent Whoppers at Murder King.

* Put the cursor over the image to get another view of the animal in its preferred environment.

* It's especially nice when the breasts blend in with the other rolls of fat.

* Mullestache...it's likely.

American Trailer Femullet

Volleyball Ref Femullet

An interesting species. There is a certain confidence emulating from this beast. The overweight chub stance, the whistle (which NEVER leaves the mouth), and her (quite possibly, his) glorious mullet both encourage and exaggerate the authoritative role this hottie plays in the game....and in life.

Big Bo Peepullet

While "Little," her estranged sister, received all the glory, the tortured Big Bo Peepullet worked long hours at the local petting zoo, being abused by local children. Cleaning up, washing, feeding, all for minimum wage. Hollywood studios and New York publishing houses had no use for this overweight legend, while her celebrity sister was loved by millions and remembered by all. We feel fortunate to have been able to hunt this one-of-a-kindullet. After a hot tip led us to a small petting zoo in Kansas, not far from a Medieval Times theme restaurant, Big Bo Peepullet was spotted gently preparing a young lamb for its first entry into the petting zoo world. Shy, quiet, and corn-fed, "Big Bo" (she insisted we call her by her first name) wiped away a single tear, offered few thoughts about her famous sister (who's now dating some Kansas TV talk show host) but did take the time to smoke a cigarette with us and ask us if we happened to have any Xanax. We did.

Like a rare comet across a cold, gray sky, Big Bo calmly smiled at the local children, answered some more questions about her sister, wiped sheep doody off of her Nikes, and waved goodbye. Hobbies: Seeing a therapist, counting loose change, calling here lawyer about "Little's" residual checks.

12-12-09 I recieved an email from a person who knows this lady which is why i blacked out her face.

Mmmmmm mm...this sure is good huh? Hey wadya say we try 1 of everything on the menu? sounds good...looks good...hahahaha yer so funny. Do you like this new white top i bought at the Wal Mart? i sure do...but what's that thing coming out the bottom. Shut up, you're certainly no stuper model. Ya whatever just finish your ice cream. speaking of cream do you like the 'wet' look i got going on fer the back of my hair. I do, I do. Hey, can we get outta here...I feel like people are staring. but...wait...what about eating 1 of everything.!?! Oh come on, we'll finish the menu tommorow.

'Wait, I forgot something....Nevermind, I forgot what I forgot...hahaha.

Ummmm, where are we going?

We're going to get your medication.

Oh, that's right. By the way, I really like the tiger on your shirt.

Well, thank you sweetheart! I really like what you've done with your sideburns.

Ta thanks, (coughs) are they gonna make me go back to the hospital? 'Cuz I really don't like it there. You know, those pills... they make me all goofy 'n' stuff, plus they make me wear those white sheets and you know my favorite color is black, and...and...

Shhh, it'll be o.k. Just ignore the voices and walk along with me.

Uhhh, o.k. Ummm, do you think maybe we can buy a windmill?

Sure. Come on, hop in the car ther'll be plenty of windmills back at the hospital...uhhh, I mean home.

I don't think I like you very much. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE., LEAVE ME ALONE. I wanna thstay right here...call my mom.

(The Caretaker quits her job and the Fried Femmullet is left alone rambling & lashing out at pedestrians on the street corner for the next 4 hours.)

* Easiest hunt.

Every so often, new levels are being reached in mullet classification. Today is one of those times.

In Pic fix 1 we have 'Animull'(put cursor over this image for a quick reference). Today a female version of 'Animull' has been discovered - The same species only the gender is different! This is a first for anything like this, and hopefully will not be the last.

* Note how the Sun glistens on this perfect mull just as it takes flight. Lovely.

An acid wash denim Jacket paired with a textbook mull, the Monster Truck Femullet means biz.

This hunter did an EXCELLENT job, so eloquently capturing this species with 5 diverse angled shots. Props Sheri.

Once again, the mulletude is obviously high, so use caution when hunting.

Women who like women who like mullets. She clearly fills the dominate role in the relationship. She is the protector(hence the slight lean forward, pit bull stance). She has a cast on on each wrist - Either an act of intimidation or a legit battle wound.

The Mullti-level, Mullti-color mullet is both flamboyant and intimidating. The Mullff Diver is REAL, approach with caution.

* Sexy pink roll femull

Stream·lined Def.

1 - Designed or arranged to offer the least resistance to fluid flow.

2 - Reduced to essentials; lacking anything extra.

3 - Effectively organized or simplified: a streamlined method of production.

4 - Having flowing, graceful lines; sleek: a streamlined convertible.

5 - Improved in appearance or efficiency; modernized.

Mullthers Day

The time in which we honor the person who gave us life, our mothers. Countless unselfish acts are their lives and now its time to pay back a little respect.

Unfortunately, true Mullthers are rare. If for some reason you are blessed to have a mom with a mullet(which is almost unbelievamull to begin with)you better have hooked her up this year.

O. K., i've made my public service announcement. Get back to work.