new born mullet junkies

F.Y.I.

A few things you should know before viewing MulletJunky:

* A mullet is a hairstyle which is popularly described as "Short on top, Long in the back". See diagram below:

* Common names for the mullet include (but are not limited to) : The Ape Drape. The Tennessee Waterfall. The 10/90 (the proportion of hair in front to hair in back). The Mud Flap. 7 (shape of the #) The Long Island Ice Teased. Business on Top-Party Out Back. Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey. Yep-Nope. (Please don't e-mull me more names for mullets)

* The term Mullet(hair context obviously) traces back to the 1967 prison film Cool Hand Luke, starring Paul Newman and George Kennedy, in which Kennedy's character refers to Southern men with long hair as "Mullet Heads."

-What is a mullethunter

* Mullestache: A molester style mustache worn by MOST mullets. (And cops)

* Mullderline: (Advanced term) That in-between stage in the development of the mullet. Here is a good example.

* Mullshit: (Advanced term)cWhen it's clearly NOT a mullet. Example: Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit".uff

* When there is a mullet title with a "ullet" attached to the end, pronounce it "YOU LETT". For example, "Flattopullet" would be pronounced as flat top you let. (As in life, there are exceptions to the rule. Figure them out.)

* I know there are plenty of celebrity mullets. They bore me, hence they are not on the page.

If you're ready to begin, click here (Mullet Pic Fix, Pg.1)